Some Of These Things May Be Dangerous So Do Not Try Them At Home... Go To A Friends House
1) Go Egging - It doesn't matter who you egg, just do it. Very few things are as fun as seeing a Grade A Large White Egg splatter against someone's windshield. Remember, many people go egging so if your house/car/self got egged, it probably wasn't me so don't bitch at me.
2) Drive - Driving stoned is OK no matter what anyone says, as long as you don't go too fast.
3) Smash Mailboxes - All you need is a bat and a car. Take a ride out into the country and smash all the mailboxes you see. Make sure the driver pays attention to the road and not the person swinging the bat, right Ben?...
4) Watch AcidWarp - Download this program here. Many baked hours have been spent staring at a monitor because of this program. Don't watch it too long or you're head bugs out.
5) Play with scissors - Just do it...
6) Listen To Fucked Up Music - Any of these will do: Daft Punk, Future Sound Of London, Filter, Crystal Method, Nine Inch Nails, Snoop + Dre, Front 242, Photek
7) Smack A Hoe - Bitch-slap a skank and you'll feel much better.